In News by Oluwaseun Samuel on the 28th, August, 2020

‘Orishirishi Shooshaa Media Activists in Naija’

'Orishirishi Shooshaa Media Activists in Naija'

Amadi Nnamdi

Amadi Nnamdi

 

In Africa, Nigeria is essentially the most blessed nation in terms of statistics of various sorts of Self-styled Social Activists.

 

This my commentary analysed herein stands to be corrected anyway, however fastidiously learn and perceive my evaluation of this ugly pattern. 

 

Really,  we’ve got Good  Activists who stand for what True Activism is offline and On-line.

 

However you see on this road of Social media a.okay.a Shooshaa-Media. particularly Fb, Instagram and Twitter eeeeh….hmmmmm.

 

We even have loads #orishirishi Activists.

 

I’ll spotlight a few of them right here.

 

Please do not feel offended or personally attacked when you end up on the highest of any of the Tables I wish to shake as we speak.

 

…however you might be free to nonetheless really feel offended or attacked,  L🤣L.

 

Afterall Nnamdi Amadi was #bankrolled by the #Spirit_of_Table_Shaking to publish this evaluation. 

 

Under is a Spotlight of a few of them:

 

We’ve got the “#Hypocritical_Activists”.

 

Those who come out right here to assert holier than thou. However when given or positioned on the identical platform as that of individuals or issues they condemn, you see the “actual humanbeing” in them.

 

You discover out they’re worse.

 

These are people who find themselves so responsible of all of the issues they’ve come out on Shoosha-Media to sentence and assault ferociously.

 

For instance, the categories who could not even render  good Account of their stewardship in  Church Management places of work, Islamic establishments and even Campus Associations Treasury duties. And so on…however they arrive on Shooshaaa Media and change into Finacial Prudence & Accountability Senior Advocates of Nigeria.

 

(These ones?

 

Na solely God dey see and choose these ones oo!!!)

 

#The Hungry_Activists: These ones na #Anywhere_belle_Face.

 

STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE Activists. 

 

Give them Hen-Breast piece or the Lap piece and they’ll sing Halleluyah-Hallelujah for you!!

 

While you see them shouting CBN or NNPC and so forth are on “Looting-fire”, you’ll assume they’re actually involved concerning the nation’s squandered financial infrastructure or the plenty, noooo manner, they’ve a egocentric curiosity within the unhappy occasion. 

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“The Yam they’re roasting there shall be over-burnt by the hearth”. 🤪. Ndi oshi!! Conniving criminals!!!

 

This class of “Activists” help folks or points that butter their bread. While you see them shouting wolf, be relaxation assured that their meal ticket or bone has been threatened. You will notice them spewing  fireplace and brimstone. 🤣.

 

My Individuals,  “Na them”!!!

 

We even have – #The Ethnic Jingoist Activists: 

 

These ones, their different title is “Contact Not my Anointed Tribe/Ethnic Group”.

 

This Specific kind of Shoooshaaa Media so-called Activists are those who hate evil, injustice, crime, wrongs, corruption and so forth however as soon as somebody from their Tribe/Ethnic group is concerned….hmmmm, it’s  a special type of ball sport. They start to rationalize and rack mind anyhow to sound “ethnically appropriate” like when some evil Politicians wish to sound “politically appropriate”. Lol

 

They by no means see something flawed in damaging actions of individuals from their beloved State or Tribe.

 

However you could see them been ferocious when folks they dont like or folks from different states or tribes are  concerned within the scandal. 

 

They change into Mountain of Hearth Ministries Yamaha Loudspeakers 🤣🤣🤣.

 

Subsequent in line is – #The_Religious_Fanatic Activist class: These set of Activist-people ?hmmmm.

 

My CountryPeople….hmmmm, these ones? They aren’t from this world oooo.🤣🤣.God Almighty Created them from the planet of their Place of Worship.

 

These ones are The Troopers of their Faith on Social Media.

 

You dare not say something damaging about their Religion or place of worship or Their Non secular Chief. 

 

I say you dare not!!!

 

Else the “Actual Activist in them will soar out”.

 

For instance,  this sort of Activists champion Anti-Rape campaigns oooo.

 

They’re at all times within the lead in requires fast and efficient arrest and prosecution of Rape suspects, however as soon as their Imam, Priest, Pastor,  Prophet, Mallam, Daddy G.O, Babalawo and so forth is concerned in a Rape Scandal, Gbooooooom!!!! okpooooorshim (LMAO)!!! 🤣.

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Come and see new grammar, defence and reverse logic. Their tune and tone change instantly. 

 

We all know them!!!

 

Simply hapu okwu. Vutuo!! (Depart their matter) .🤣🤣

 

#Subsequent Please🙅‍♂️!!!

 

#The_Partisan_Activists :

 

These ones? Hmmm

 

Their bias for his or her most well-liked Political Celebration is above this world.🤣.

 

“Unhealthy is Unhealthy” solely when folks from the opposite Political Celebration are the Actors within the “Badness”.

 

For them Corruption is “Good Governance” when their Celebration or most well-liked Politician is in management however it’s evil when the reverse is the case. 

 

Their hypocrisy no be right here ooo.🤣🤣.

 

It’s actually not of this world.  😇😅

 

The Final  however not the least…

 

This class eeeeeh, na the ogbologbo of all of them. Infact, some Faculty of Thought will sum all of the above talked about “Activists” into this Folder /Group.😆

 

Na the ogbonge ogbologbo of all of them. I  caption them as #The_Unstable_Activists. Or higher put,   ” #Climatic_Activists” as a result of they’re so unpredictable and unstable like climate/local weather situation.🌍⛈🌤🌥🌦🌧🌨🌩☀️🌘🪐. 

 

Their Ideas in Life are Seasonal. Lol 

 

These are those which are nonetheless complicated thunder up and down. 

 

Keep one place along with your ideas, mbaaaanu!! (No, No No).

 

Right now, they’re moralists, tomorrow they’re “Liberal”.

 

Right now they’re criticising and campaigning in opposition to Large Brother Naija Present,  Tomorrow they nonetheless begin updating us on their standing concerning the Housemates & their escapades & sexcapades.You will notice this set of Critics revelling the reminiscence of  how one  Mr #KidWaya #wired one Miss #dERICA Tomato and the way one #Laycon laid sulking and crying on the couch broken-heartedly, like somewhat boy who simply broke his favorite Crayon. 

….and bla bla bla. 🤷🏽‍♂️

 

Right now, they hate and condemn a specific behaviour or factor on “Shoooshaa-Media” however tomorrow,  as quickly as their Cherished one, favorite Celeb,  Man/Lady Crush, idol, position mannequin, mentor, or Bestie…and so forth is reported to have exhibited such dangerous behaviour or related to that specific factor they beforehand condemned,  voooooooom!!!

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They make a volte-face.

 

Fast U-turn. Infact Method-1 Drivers dey even study work the place these folks dey.🔄⛔.

 

Shioooooooor!!!!!

 

#Yesterday, they mentioned  “Black is Black”, 

 

#Right now they are saying “Gray is the New Black”. 🤣.

 

Huncles/Hanties, please keep one place and cease complicated thunder ooo!!! 😭🤐😇😴🤣.

 

The little I learn about Social Activism is that this, it’s an altruistic  factor.

 

It requires critical stability and consistency of opinion/stand on points that have an effect on the final wellbeing of the society, besides wavered  by superior argument or rising information.

 

You can’t proceed to be Sizzling & Chilly in similar cup of a sociopolitical discourse or concern.

 

You’re both In or Out.

 

Indifference is a distant protected selection although.

 

Just like the prolific Creator, Motivational Speaker & Life Coach – Woman Jane Chris Ezetah will say “#Be_Consistent” ‼

 

I cap this sarcastic Evaluation piece with this apt description of an actual  “Social Activist” by Google.

 

In accordance with a easy Google search;

 

“Social Activism is an intentional motion with the purpose of bringing about social change. In case you really feel strongly a few trigger and are working in direction of a change, you possibly can be thought of an activist. An activist is anybody who’s preventing for change in society… Social motion work is a option to meet the purpose of social justice”.

In abstract, 

 

I drop this rhetorical query for #us all; “Are You A Social Activist, The place do you fall?

 

Your Reply is your meals for thought!!

 

I’m consuming mine!

 

Dazzol!!

 

Hate or Love me for the very fact I’ve tabled right here, #I_choputas_not!!!

 

If You Know, You Know!!!

 

Finish of Dialogue!!!!!!!

 

Byeeeee!!!!

 

Written by Amadi Nnamdi

Suggestions: amadinnamdi1@gmail.com

 

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